On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Government Quotes

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.