On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
Quote by Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...
Lord, let me live until I die.
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...