Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta...

True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta...

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry,...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then...

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that,...

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give...

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do,...

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do,...

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are...

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are...

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

A new way of thinking has become the necessary condition for responsible living and acting....

A new way of thinking has become the necessary condition for responsible living and acting....

That man who lives for self alone, lives for the meanest mortal known.

That man who lives for self alone, lives for the meanest mortal known.