Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation...

Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation...

An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young

An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely...

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know...

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one...

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except...

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the...

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair...

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to...

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the...

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the...