Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Quote by Leo Durcoher

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago...

Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago...

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the...

There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit...

There are only five things you can do in baseball - run, throw, catch, hit...

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

Only in baseball can a team player be a pure individualist first and a team...

Only in baseball can a team player be a pure individualist first and a team...

Casey knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He...

Casey knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He...

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

The great thing about baseball is when you're done, you'll only tell your grandchildren the...

The great thing about baseball is when you're done, you'll only tell your grandchildren the...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can...

I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it...

I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But...

I know I'm the world's worst fielder, but who gets paid for fielding? There isn't...

I know I'm the world's worst fielder, but who gets paid for fielding? There isn't...

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are...

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are...

What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but...

What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but...

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...