Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: God Quotes

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more...

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called...

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called...

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to...

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to...

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.