Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: God Quotes

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticide grain, For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain....

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...