Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Quote by George Carlin

Topics: God Quotes

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Think off-center.

Think off-center.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly...

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of...

One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

You're never fully dressed without a smile.

You're never fully dressed without a smile.