Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Quote by George Carlin
If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...
Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof...
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...
Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
At the end of a movie, all my outfits are missing. They even call: 'Tara,...