There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Quote by George Carlin

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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

The status quo sucks.

The status quo sucks.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone...

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called...

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called...

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.