Here comes the fun cooker!

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That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and...

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

I don't need therapy, I'm just mentally ill.

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope...

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to...

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

Are you a pre-op trans centaur?

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

As soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting,...

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!

Freaky-deakies need love too.

Freaky-deakies need love too.

This just got awesome!

This just got awesome!