I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!