Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.