Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!

Quote by Homer Simpson

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Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.