Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Homer Simpson Quotes

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it....

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had...

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...