Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Quote by Homer Simpson

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Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

All men are born free and equal, and have certain natural, essential, and unalienable rights.

All men are born free and equal, and have certain natural, essential, and unalienable rights.

Everyone has a right to peaceful coexistence, the basic personal freedoms, the alleviation of suffering,...

Everyone has a right to peaceful coexistence, the basic personal freedoms, the alleviation of suffering,...

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.

I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.