You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Moms Quotes

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have...

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...