You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Moms Quotes

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things.

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless,...

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing, and I like being able...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great...

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great...

When I was taught truth, that's when I got my freedom.

When I was taught truth, that's when I got my freedom.