You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Quote by Homer Simpson

Topics: Moms Quotes

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen...

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd...

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy...

Trying is the first step to failure

Trying is the first step to failure

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to...

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Operator, give me the number for 911!

Mother is the name of God in the lips and hearts of children.

Mother is the name of God in the lips and hearts of children.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the...

My mother's love for me was so great I have worked hard to justify it.

My mother's love for me was so great I have worked hard to justify it.