I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Funny Quotes, Halloween Quotes

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...