We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...