Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...