Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.