Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands -...

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands -...