Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...