Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
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Drew Carey Quotes
What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands -...