Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...