I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...