I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Quote by Drew Carey

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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...