I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.