I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Quote by Drew Carey

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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.