I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

Quote by Drew Carey

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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.