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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.