Quotes by Drew Carey

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

#Funny, #Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

#Funny, #Sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

#Sex

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

#Hate, #Love, #Mystery

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

#Drew Carey

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

#Drew Carey

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

#Drew Carey

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

#Drew Carey

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

#Drew Carey

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

#Drew Carey

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

#Drew Carey

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

#Drew Carey