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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects,...

He seemed embalmed in hatred.

He seemed embalmed in hatred.

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...