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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

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Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to...

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...

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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut...

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for...

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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for...

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

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Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.

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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.