I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Quote by Drew Carey

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...