You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.