Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Hate Quotes, Love Quotes, Mystery Quotes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...