Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they…

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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.