When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...