When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.

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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue... and that, for me, is based on...

Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue... and that, for me, is based on...

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to...

I'm always described as 'cocksure' or 'with a swagger,' and that bears no resemblance to...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...