The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.

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I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...