I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Funny Quotes, Halloween Quotes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've...

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've...

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.

Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.