I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

Quote by Drew Carey

Topics: Funny Quotes, Halloween Quotes

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble -...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with...

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.