What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with...

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I'm competitive at everything.

I'm competitive at everything.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever....

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad...

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in...

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.