Comedy is acting out optimism.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

I have everything I need to enjoy my here and now -- unless I am...

I have everything I need to enjoy my here and now -- unless I am...

Love is all, love is new. Love is all, love is you

Love is all, love is new. Love is all, love is you

Reality only reveals itself when it is illuminated by a ray of poetry

Reality only reveals itself when it is illuminated by a ray of poetry