Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

Quote by Robin Williams

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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper...

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic...

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Freud: If its not one thing, its your mother.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through...

Reality: What a concept!

Reality: What a concept!

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a...

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.