Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.