There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

Quote by Will Rogers

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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Good government is good politics.

Good government is good politics.

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence - it is force.

Government is not reason, it is not eloquence - it is force.