The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

Quote by Will Rogers

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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Eggs and oaths are easily broken.

Eggs and oaths are easily broken.

Promises can be broken just as easily as they were made, and as hard as...

Promises can be broken just as easily as they were made, and as hard as...