The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

Quote by Will Rogers

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Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.