I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
Quote by Will Rogers
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity....
I've gotten to go wonderful places, meet interesting and intelligent people, and I started of...