The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.