So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Quote by Will Rogers

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.