The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Quote by Will Rogers
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has...
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot...