Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...