You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Quote by Will Rogers

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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964

I would have voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964

I take my vote as a salute to the little guy, the one who doesn't...

I take my vote as a salute to the little guy, the one who doesn't...