You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other,...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.