You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

Quote by Will Rogers

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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to...

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...