Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Love Quotes

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out...

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...