Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Love Quotes

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

It's none of my business what people say about me.

It's none of my business what people say about me.