Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Quote by Will Rogers

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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a...

If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a...

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.