Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Will Rogers Quotes

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

Journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It...

Journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the...