We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way...
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't...
Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...
All I know is what I read in the papers
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.