The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Quote by Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the...
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
Never miss a chance to shut up
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
In politics a man must learn to rise above principle.