Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.
Quote by Will Rogers
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest...
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
Never miss a chance to shut up
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them...
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...