If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
Quote by Will Rogers
Broken Promises Quotes
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...
Youve got to go out on a limb sometimes, because thats where the fruit is.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
Never miss a chance to shut up
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and...
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...