Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has....

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the...

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the...

I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade - or...

I do not believe in sex distinction in literature, law, politics, or trade - or...