Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Quote by Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except...
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Lord, let me live until I die.
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
One of the greatest titles we can have is old friend. Today is the day...
Whoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry...