Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money.

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and...

You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later...

You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later...

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving...