Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Quote by Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...
Money, horse racing and women, three things the boys just can't figure out.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid...
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...
Money never prevented anyone from being happy or unhappy.
For the loot, honey, for the loot.