Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Quote by Will Rogers
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is...
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new...