Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Quote by Will Rogers

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Art hath an enemy called Ignorance.

Art hath an enemy called Ignorance.

Theory helps us to bear our ignorance of facts

Theory helps us to bear our ignorance of facts