Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
Quote by Will Rogers
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that...
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
We know lots of things we didn't use to know but we don't know any...
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...