Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a...

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...