If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Quote by W C Fields

Topics: Success Quotes

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull...

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape...

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak...

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand...

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake,...

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep...

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a...