Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
Quote by W C Fields
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what...
I drink therefore I am.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink....
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which...
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days...
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in...
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid...
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Money still talks these days! Trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!
I have a hard time believing athletes are overpriced. If an owner is losing money,...
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption...