Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

Quote by Noel Coward

Topics: Noel Coward Quotes

The sun never sets on Government House.

The sun never sets on Government House.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may...

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out...

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.